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::Beetlejuice Screaming::
::Doug Yawning::
::Humphrey sighing::
::Joker dancing::
::Marv Screaming::
::Ross Screaming::
100 billion dollars
A great big phony
A vacation from my problems
Aha
All right all right all right
All righty then
America, fuck yeah
Ancient Chinese secret
And it never hurts to wear tight trousers
And now I play the waiting game
Another one bites the dust
Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you?
Back to the Future
Bam! Just like that
Bang bang
Baruch attah
Bask in the ambiance
Better late than never
Bing
Bingo
Blame it on the rain
Blast!
Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
But a woman not equal to a man
But wait, there's more
Can you dig it?
Can't you stop your lips from flapping for two little minutes?
Cause I find you
Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
Codeine, Vicodin, Percocet, Fentanyl, Oxycontin, Palladone
Come on, let's get stoned and then go home and get stoned
Con Air
Congratulations
Coolio, are we coolio?
Cringe
Damn damn
Dear Jessica
Did you take a marijuana?
Dishes are done man
Do I make you horny baby?
Do it, do it
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Doc shock
Don't drive angry
Don't just stand there, take your breasts out
Don't say that
Don't stop, believing
Don't think, you're a fucking idiot
Don't you dare call me irrational, you know that makes me crazy
Don't you understand this man is crazy?
Dr. said I need a backiotomy
Drinkin out of cups, bein a bitch
Dude, we are so gonna party
Eat a pill and get the thrill
Etcetera etcetera
Everyday is lesbian lover day
Everything that guy just said is bullshit
Excellent
False
Fancy shmancy
Fat guy in a little coat
Fine by me
Five short weeks till we're down in Nicaragua
Flesh is burning
Friday
Fuck that shit
Fuck this
Fuckin A
Gay
Genius genius genius
Gentleman which brings me to my next point, don't smoke crack
Get in my belly
Get over here
Giggity giggity, giggity goo
Good luck
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday
Happy Chanukah
Happy Christmas Eve Eve
Happy New Year
Happy New Year
Happy no year
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day
Has the planet gone mad?
Hava Nagila
Have you all got amnesia?
Have you, have you seen my baseball?
He's an asshole
He's an idiot. It comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too.
Hello
Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?
Hey man, I got five kids to feed
Hey, how you doin?
Hi, I'm Duke Bradford
HIV Aladeen
Holy Shit Balls
Hot! Too hot
How dare you?
How did you guess?
How'd you like to suck my ass?!
I also like to live dangerously
I always like a little pussy after lunch, what do you say?
I am a motivational speaker
I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further
I am dead inside
I am super, duper cereal
I am the clit commander
I am wounded
I bring lamb's blood, to mark the doorposts and lintel
I didn't say it, I declared it
I do know what you're saying
I don't know Margo
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing
I don't wanna, I don't wanna
I don't want the drama
I feel like everything that comes out of your mouth is a cry for help
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
I feel so unsatisfied
I got some purple stuff
I gotta have more cowbell
I grow on you like a fungus
I guarantee
I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
I have people skills
I knew it
I know
I know
I love the lord, and if love the lord is wrong, I don't want to be right
I mean, talk about meant to be
I myself am, strange and unusual
I prefer not to answer that right now, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight
I said over easy!
I wanted to be an engineer
I will
I'll be back
I'll just have to put my, thinking cap on
I'm a bit psychic
I'm a woman
I'm always interested in meeting interesting people
I'm fine
I'm making fajitas
I'm Monica, I'm disgusting
I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand
I'm rich biatch
I'm right on top of that Rose
Identity theft is not a joke
If it's not you, this is a horrible story
If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 on anything, you take it
In London?
Is it not a problem that a woman have a smaller brain than a man?
It finally happened, I'm slightly mad
It was very offensive to my people
It's a fact
It's a secret to everybody
It's all very personal
It's good to be the king
It's kind of a big deal
It's my principles, we're talking about my principles
It's only human natural
It's show time
It's your money, use it when you need it
Jobs are for immigrants
Joey doesn't share food
Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full
Kneel before Zod
Leafers
Lenny
Let's get high and have fun
Lie to me
Maria
Maria, Maria Tortilla
Merry Christmas niggas and a happy Jew year
Merry Christmas you filthy animal
Merry New Year
Mohel chai club
Money please
More turkey Mr. Chandler?
Mother fucking piece of shit
My nigga
My, I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives
Nein nein nein nein nein
Next
Nice fucking model
Nice set of hooters you got there
Nice, nice. Not thrilling, but nice.
No bullshit
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
No problemo
Not my chair, not my problem, that's what I say
Not once, not never
Now don't be lazy
Now you know how powerful the devil is...
Now you want to get nuts?! Come on! Let's get nuts!
Oh ho ho, it's magic
Oh, hello there
Oh, it's all over everything
Oh, too soon, too shmoon
Ok faggot, what's next?
Ooh
Ooh, should I write them a note?
Opulence, I has it
Out of Order. Fuck. Even in the future nothing works
Please sit on my face
Prepare to meet, hoho, your doom
Ravioli, holy canoli
Reign of terror
Remember, the saddest thing in life is wasted talent
Respect my authority
Right
Road House
Road House
Roll em up
Same bat time, same bat channel
Savez-vous?
Serenity now!
Shoosh
Show time
Shut up!
Sir, calm down
Slacker
So you're telling me there's a chance
Soak my panties
Sorry, my tongue is kind of big
Sovesti Yest?
Stelio Kontos
Superstar
Thank you
Thank you, come again
Thanks, I needed that
That's bonkers!
That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
The fuse is lit and the fire is on, burn baby burn
The great Hoodoo! Huho, will perform a feat of prestidigitation
The Magic Man. Now you see me, now you don't.
The only thing on my mind Jean was pussy
The royal penis is clean your highness
The weather outside is weather
The whopper with cheese
The worst
Their beloved lord and master
There's gonna be sluts everywhere, it's gonna rule
There's no hope with dope
There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels, okay.
There's nothing more stimulating than watching stupid people argue
They got the approval
They took our jobs
This is catastrophic
This is egregious
This is it, this is the sign
This one time at band camp
Those were the days
Time to make the donuts
Turn on the sweat machine
Uh Lisa no en casa
Waka waka
Wake up, time to die
Well hello
Well I just had a whopper
Well well well, how the turn tables
Well, 'bout time for me to be hittin' the old dusty trail
What are you a pussy?
What did I tell you?
What what what?
What you want a cookie?
What'd you do?
What's up with it vanilla face?
When's the last time you had a good dicking?
Where is a a ron right now?
White meat only
Who is this Gary character?
Who is you, Seabiscuit?
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Who was that man? That's Lucifer, ol' Satan himself. I knew it
Whoopitee doo
Why am I drippings with goo?
Why am I not surprised?
Why blame it on me, I didn't write the music?
Will you stop being a Jewish mother?
Would the words prince of darkness mean anything to you?
Would you like one of my flowers?
Would you like to know more?
Wow, what a great audience
Wow. What a hole
Yeah fuck him. Rip his nuts off
Yeah well maybe next time, you will estimate me
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeppers
Yes
Yoo hoo
You ain't seen nothing yet
You are like the buzzing of flies
You are mine now, you belong to me
You are such a loser
You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of
You can do it
You have no power over me
You know it's sad but true
You lose! Good day sir!
You on drugs?
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me
You son of a bitch
You wanna get high?
You're despicable
You're fired, get out of here
You're getting fucked, one way or the other
You're gonna see something, you've never seen in your life before
You've read my mind
Your time is up
Zero point zero
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