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40 Year Old Virgin  |  Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you?
8mm  |  I'll just have to put my, thinking cap on
A Bronx Tale  |  Remember, the saddest thing in life is wasted talent
Ace Ventura Pet Detective  |  All righty then  -   Holy Shit Balls
Addams Family Values  |  Don't say that  -   Has the planet gone mad?
Aladdin  |  Why am I not surprised?  -   Your time is up
American Pie  |  This one time at band camp
Anger Management  |  I said over easy!  -   Sir, calm down  -   The whopper with cheese
Animal House  |  Zero point zero
Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me  |  Get in my belly
Austin Powers  |  100 billion dollars  -   Do I make you horny baby?  -   I also like to live dangerously  -   Right
Back to the Future II  |  Slacker
Back to the Future  |  Back to the Future  -   Damn damn  -   Doc shock  -   He's an asshole  -   He's an idiot. It comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too.
Bad Moms  |  I feel like everything that comes out of your mouth is a cry for help
Bad Teacher  |  Ooh  -   That's bonkers!  -   When's the last time you had a good dicking?
Banty Raids  |  Next
Batman  |  ::Joker dancing::  -   Now you want to get nuts?! Come on! Let's get nuts!
Bedazzled  |  Would the words prince of darkness mean anything to you?
Beetlejuice  |  ::Beetlejuice Screaming::  -   How did you guess?  -   I myself am, strange and unusual  -   It's all very personal  -   It's show time  -   Nice fucking model  -   You've read my mind
Beezy Bear  |  Yoo hoo
Blade Runner  |  Wake up, time to die
Blades of Glory  |  No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
Blue Velvet  |  Fuck that shit
Christmas Vacation  |  Bingo  -   I don't know Margo  -   That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
Cinderella  |  Happy Birthday
Clueless  |  Ooh, should I write them a note?
Coming to America  |  Aha  -   I love the lord, and if love the lord is wrong, I don't want to be right  -   The royal penis is clean your highness
Con Air  |  Con Air
Dazed and Confused  |  All right all right all right
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead  |  Dishes are done man  -   I'm right on top of that Rose
Dumb and Dumber  |  Nice set of hooters you got there  -   So you're telling me there's a chance
Encino Man  |  Shoosh
Fist Fight  |  Who is you, Seabiscuit?
Forgetting Sarah Marshall  |  Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit  -   The weather outside is weather
Frankenstein  |  Would you like one of my flowers?
Ghostbusters II  |  Better late than never  -   Can't you stop your lips from flapping for two little minutes?  -   Happy New Year  -   Lenny  -   There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels, okay.  -   Why am I drippings with goo?  -   You are like the buzzing of flies
Ghostbusters  |  This is it, this is the sign
Ghost  |  I will
Goodfellas  |  Mother fucking piece of shit  -   What did I tell you?
Grandma's Boy  |  Please sit on my face
Groundhog Day  |  Bing  -   Don't drive angry
Hair-Raising Hare  |  I'm always interested in meeting interesting people  -   My, I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives
Half Baked  |  Dr. said I need a backiotomy
Helter Skelter  |  Why blame it on me, I didn't write the music?
Higher Learning  |  I wanted to be an engineer
History of the World, Part I  |  Hava Nagila  -   It's good to be the king  -   Nice, nice. Not thrilling, but nice.  -   Ok faggot, what's next?  -   Yes
Home Alone 2  |  Merry Christmas you filthy animal  -   Well hello  -   Wow. What a hole
Home Alone  |  ::Marv Screaming::
Hooked Bear  |  ::Humphrey sighing::
Inglourious Basterds  |  Nein nein nein nein nein
Jay and Silent Bob  |  I am the clit commander
Just One of the Guys  |  What are you a pussy?
Kindergarten Cop  |  Who is your daddy and what does he do?  -   You are mine now, you belong to me
Labyrinth  |  You have no power over me
Meet the Parents  |  I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
Misery  |  Have you all got amnesia?
Moving Violations  |  Yeah fuck him. Rip his nuts off
Mr. Deeds  |  Genius genius genius
My Cousin Vinny  |  Everything that guy just said is bullshit  -   It's a fact  -   Yeah yeah yeah  -   You on drugs?  -   You're getting fucked, one way or the other
National Lampoon's Vacation  |  Roll em up
Natural Born Killers  |  Don't think, you're a fucking idiot  -   Reign of terror  -   You ain't seen nothing yet
Office Space  |  Fuckin A  -   I have people skills
Orgazmo  |  I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing
Petey Wheatstraw  |  Now you know how powerful the devil is...  -   Who was that man? That's Lucifer, ol' Satan himself. I knew it
Pirates of the Caribbean  |  You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of
Predator  |  You son of a bitch
Private Parts  |  I grow on you like a fungus  -   The only thing on my mind Jean was pussy
Rabbit Seasoning  |  You're despicable
Rounders  |  I feel so unsatisfied
Rush Hour  |  Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?  -   No bullshit
Scary Movie 2  |  Fuck this
Scary Movie  |  But wait, there's more
She-Devil  |  Fancy shmancy
Spaceballs  |  Hot! Too hot  -   Out of Order. Fuck. Even in the future nothing works
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back  |  I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further
Starship Troopers  |  Would you like to know more?
Starsky & Hutch  |  Do it, do it
Superman II  |  Kneel before Zod
Superstar  |  Superstar
Talladega Nights  |  The Magic Man. Now you see me, now you don't.
Terminator 2  |  No problemo
Terminator  |  I'll be back
The Addams Family  |  Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full  -   Show time
The Dictator  |  HIV Aladeen
The Goonies  |  Baruch attah
The Hebrew Hammer  |  Merry Christmas niggas and a happy Jew year
The Hot Chick  |  Soak my panties
The Ten Commandments  |  I bring lamb's blood, to mark the doorposts and lintel
The Warriors  |  Can you dig it?
The Waterboy  |  Gentleman which brings me to my next point, don't smoke crack  -   You can do it
The Wedding Singer  |  Whoopitee doo
The Witches of Eastwick  |  I always like a little pussy after lunch, what do you say?
There's Something About Mary  |  Have you, have you seen my baseball?
Tommy Boy  |  Fat guy in a little coat  -   What'd you do?
Total Recall  |  Hey man, I got five kids to feed
Trading Places  |  Happy New Year  -   Merry New Year
Training Day  |  My nigga
Wayne's World  |  Ancient Chinese secret  -   Thank you
We're the Millers  |  I do know what you're saying
Wedding Crashers  |  Cause I find you  -   You shut your mouth when you're talking to me
Weird Science  |  Cringe  -   Who is this Gary character?
What About Bob  |  A vacation from my problems  -   Don't you understand this man is crazy?
White Chicks  |  Bask in the ambiance  -   Sorry, my tongue is kind of big  -   White meat only
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?  |  Dear Jessica  -   Thanks, I needed that
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory  |  Etcetera etcetera  -   You lose! Good day sir!
Zoolander  |  I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
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