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Ace Ventura  |  All righty then  -   Holy Shit Balls
Adolf Hitler  |  Nein nein nein nein nein
Al Bundy  |  The fuse is lit and the fire is on, burn baby burn
Amy Squirrel  |  That's bonkers!
Andrew Bernard  |  Coolio, are we coolio?  -   I don't want the drama
Annie Wilkes  |  Have you all got amnesia?
Arthur Spooner  |  Shut up!
Barney Stinson  |  Five short weeks till we're down in Nicaragua
Bart Simpson  |  Well I just had a whopper
Beavis  |  There's gonna be sluts everywhere, it's gonna rule
Bob Wiley  |  A vacation from my problems
Borat Sagdiyev  |  But a woman not equal to a man  -   Is it not a problem that a woman have a smaller brain than a man?  -   What's up with it vanilla face?
Brian Griffin  |  Leafers
Bruce Wayne  |  Now you want to get nuts?! Come on! Let's get nuts!
Bugs Bunny  |  I'm always interested in meeting interesting people  -   My, I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives
Carla  |  I feel like everything that comes out of your mouth is a cry for help
Chandler Bing  |  I knew it
Chazz Michael Michaels  |  No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
Cher  |  Ooh, should I write them a note?
Chief Inspector Lee  |  No bullshit
Chunk  |  Baruch attah
Clark Griswold  |  Roll em up
Coach Crawford  |  Who is you, Seabiscuit?
Cousin Eddie  |  Bingo  -   That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
Creed Bratton  |  Codeine, Vicodin, Percocet, Fentanyl, Oxycontin, Palladone
Daffy Duck  |  You're despicable
Daphne Moon  |  Flesh is burning  -   I'm a bit psychic
Dark Helmet  |  Hot! Too hot  -   Out of Order. Fuck. Even in the future nothing works
Darth Vader  |  I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further
Dave the Lighting Guy  |  I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing
Dino Velvet  |  I'll just have to put my, thinking cap on
Doug Heffernan  |  ::Doug Yawning::  -   They got the approval
Dr. Buddy Rydell  |  I said over easy!  -   The whopper with cheese
Dr. Evil  |  100 billion dollars  -   Right
Dr. Leo Marvin  |  Don't you understand this man is crazy?
Dwight Schrute  |  False  -   Identity theft is not a joke
Ed Norton  |  Oh, hello there
Elizabeth Halsey  |  Ooh  -   When's the last time you had a good dicking?
Emmet Brown  |  Back to the Future  -   Damn damn  -   Doc shock
Eric Cartman  |  Respect my authority
Fat Bastard  |  Get in my belly
Fozzy Bear  |  Waka waka
Frasier Crane  |  I am wounded
Garth Algar  |  Thank you
George Costanza  |  Serenity now!
Glenn Quagmire  |  Giggity giggity, giggity goo
Gomez Addams  |  Has the planet gone mad?  -   Keep the ball, I have a whole bucket full  -   Show time
Harry Dunn  |  Nice set of hooters you got there
Humphrey the Bear  |  ::Humphrey sighing::  -   Yoo hoo
Iago  |  Why am I not surprised?
Ilana Wexler  |  Mohel chai club
Jack Byrnes  |  I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
Jack Tripper  |  Hi, I'm Duke Bradford
James Carter  |  Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
Janice  |  Happy Valentine's Day  -   I mean, talk about meant to be  -   Oh, too soon, too shmoon
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein  |  The worst
Jessie Spano  |  Maria, Maria Tortilla
Jesus  |  Yes
Jimmy Conway  |  What did I tell you?
Joey Tribbiani  |  Happy no year  -   Hey, how you doin?  -   I'm a woman  -   If it's not you, this is a horrible story  -   In London?  -   Joey doesn't share food
John Kimble  |  Who is your daddy and what does he do?  -   You are mine now, you belong to me
Joker  |  ::Joker dancing::
Kelly Kapoor  |  How dare you?
Kevin Malone  |  If someone gives you 10,000 to 1 on anything, you take it  -   It's only human natural
Latrell Spencer  |  Bask in the ambiance  -   Sorry, my tongue is kind of big  -   White meat only
Leatherhead  |  I guarantee
Lisa Turtle  |  Uh Lisa no en casa
Lloyd Christmas  |  So you're telling me there's a chance
Lorenzo Anello  |  Remember, the saddest thing in life is wasted talent
Lydia Deetz  |  I myself am, strange and unusual
Martin McFly  |  He's an asshole
Matt Foley  |  I am a motivational speaker
Matt Wilson  |  Shoosh
Michael Scott  |  I am dead inside  -   I didn't say it, I declared it  -   This is egregious  -   Well well well, how the turn tables  -   Yeah well maybe next time, you will estimate me  -   Yeppers
Michelle Flaherty  |  This one time at band camp
Mickey Knox  |  You ain't seen nothing yet
Monica Geller  |  Chicken? I could eat some chicken.  -   I know  -   I'm Monica, I'm disgusting
Mr. Gorpley  |  There's nothing more stimulating than watching stupid people argue
Mr. Strickland  |  Slacker
Ms. Crabtree  |  How'd you like to suck my ass?!
Mugatu  |  I feel like I'm taking crazy pills
Ned Ryerson  |  Bing
Niles Crane  |  Don't you dare call me irrational, you know that makes me crazy
Oda Mae Brown  |  I will
Otho Fenlock  |  You've read my mind
Peter Griffin  |  And now I play the waiting game  -   Road House  -   Road House  -   Well, 'bout time for me to be hittin' the old dusty trail
Peter Venkman  |  Can't you stop your lips from flapping for two little minutes?  -   Happy New Year  -   Lenny  -   There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels, okay.
Phoebe Buffay  |  Happy Christmas Eve Eve
Rachel Green  |  You are such a loser
Ross Geller  |  ::Ross Screaming::  -   Dude, we are so gonna party  -   Everyday is lesbian lover day  -   Fine by me  -   Happy Chanukah  -   Happy Valentine's Day  -   I know  -   I prefer not to answer that right now, I'm still carrying a little holiday weight  -   I'm fine  -   I'm making fajitas  -   It's my principles, we're talking about my principles  -   Oh, it's all over everything
Rowdy Roddy Piper  |  You're gonna see something, you've never seen in your life before
Sarah Marshall  |  Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
Saul  |  Aha
Sheila Broflovski  |  What what what?
Sheldon Cooper  |  Did you take a marijuana?  -   Don't just stand there, take your breasts out  -   It's kind of a big deal
Stewie Griffin  |  Blast!  -   I don't wanna, I don't wanna
Teddy KGB  |  I feel so unsatisfied
Tommy Callahan  |  Fat guy in a little coat  -   What'd you do?
Tommy DeVito  |  Mother fucking piece of shit
Towelie  |  You wanna get high?
Vincent Laguardia Gambini  |  Everything that guy just said is bullshit  -   Yeah yeah yeah  -   You're getting fucked, one way or the other
Wayne Campbell  |  Ancient Chinese secret
Wayne Gale  |  Reign of terror
Willis Jackson  |  Will you stop being a Jewish mother?
Willy Wonka  |  Etcetera etcetera  -   You lose! Good day sir!
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